Friday, October 31, 2014

HAPPY HALLOWEEN


 
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?  The ghost didn't have a haunting license.
 
Why don't lawyers and mummies take vacation?  They're both afraid to relax and unwind.
 
What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?  He got repossessed.
 
Why do lawyers get deeper burials in cemeteries?  Because deep down, they're good people.

What did the Mummy say to his lawyer?  Let's wrap this case up!
 
 
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
FROM
TORT TALK
 


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